It’s Travis’ Birthday
and we didn’t know what to say
So we thought we’d write a poem
to celebrate the day.
He’s married to the boss
but special treatment he doesn’t get
Because it’s way too much fun
to give him a lot of [edited content].
He keeps us all employed
by scouting clients out.
And since we love our jobs
we’re glad that he’s around.
He’s the loudest in the office
so we keep him in the back.
But he’s also pretty funny
so we’re glad he comes up to chat.
He keeps us up on politics
and funny videos.
He has some great ideas
another reason we love him so.
Happy Birthday, Travis!
We’re so glad we know him.
And we bet he’s very glad
that our job isn’t writing poems!
